My friend that lives in what was once the blue kicked off the online version of “Things for Poor People”. I thought I’d weigh in with some other prized pastimes of the peasants here today.  You will notice some of these as repeats but that’s only cause they are so damn true.

Red car interiors
Off-brand cereal
White tube socks
Receipts
Ice Mountain water
White bread
Wrangler jeans
Backless seating
Deep fryers
Gravel
Sharpening pencils
T-shirts with the neck stretched out
Shop ‘n Save
Manual toothbrushes
Bar soap
Manual can openers
Putting cane sugar on rice
The Florida panhandle
Branson, MO
Truck stops
Skiing in jeans
Economic stimulus package checks
Sharing a bathroom
Bad weather
I want to re-state this one: The 6 o’clock news
Culver’s
Retail shopping
Network television
Kids
Exclamation Points!